My sister emailed a few chuckles...

Dear World,

Please stop freaking out about 2012.
Our calendar ends there because some
Spanish d-bags invaded our country and
we got a little busy, OK?

Sincerely,
the Mayans
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Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said the ark
wasn't leaving 'til 5.

Sincerely,
Unicorns
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Dear White People,

Don't you just hate immigrants?

Sincerely,
Native Americans
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Dear Man,

It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?

Sincerely,
Elephants
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Dear Ugly People,

You're welcome.

Sincerely,
Alcohol


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If I'm lazy for the next coupla days, ya'll have a great weekend!

Sincerely,
Jean